Best housewarming gift ever
A few months before our move into the new house, my wife told me she has a housewarming gift for me. Wha? I thought housewarming gifts were to other people who are moving into their new homes. No, this will be epic, she said. Okay, what is it? I'm not telling you. Awwwwwwww. She hyped the gift up. Hard. It was to the point that no matter what the gift was, it was going to be a disappointment. She gave it to me months later when we stepped into our new home for the first time after closing. It was not a disappointment. My wife works in the cancer center of a hospital as a physicist. Her team had recently decommissioned a radiation machine to get a brand new one put in. It would all go to the junkyard anyway, so she kept a few pieces. She kept these gears and couldn't figure out how to use them. She agonized over it for a while, thinking about putting it on picture frames or something. Meh. Random gears glued onto a picture frame? It's popular for Steampunk frames, but it doe...
